Subject: Appearance » Body (Page 8)

High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.

(1890 – 1957) author & journalist
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Yeah, she's beautiful, but you can't find her IQ with a flashlight.

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I’ve seen some players with very big feet, and some with very small feet.

English football player, manager & sports commentator
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It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
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Phyllis Diller’s had so many facelifts, there’s nothing left in her shoes.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
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Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

Appearance Body Death Eating Life Proverbs

I belong to a gym now… well, let me rephrase that: I don't belong there at all, but I go.

(1969 – ) American stand-up comedian
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The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf.

(1866 – 1946) English author
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If I see something sagging, bagging, and dragging, I’m going to nip, tuck it, and suck it.

(1946 – ) singer, songwriter, author & actress
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You can't even jump high enough to touch the rim, unless they put a Big Mac on it.

(1963 – ) American professional basketball player & sports personality
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I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying… Caution Wide Load.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
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The best contraceptive for old people is nudity.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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I don't have a huge penis, but I had everything in my bedroom built to three-quarters scale so it looks bigger.

stand-up comedian, writer & actor
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I now consider it a good day when I don’t step on my boobs.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
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Body odor is nature’s alarm clock and a lot of people from my home town are hitting the snooze alarm.

American comedian
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Eddie: In this body there is a thin person dying to get out.

Gran: Just the one dear?

(1925 – ) English actress
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He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

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My New Year’s resolution is to get in shape… I choose round.

(1975 – ) English comedian
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I’m always amazed to hear of air crash victims who have to be identified by their dental records. If they don’t know who you are, how do they know who your dentist is?

(1957 – ) is an English comedian, writer & actor
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I spent seven hours in a beauty shop… and that was for the estimate.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
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Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?


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