Subject: Appearance » Clothing (Page 12)

It is totally impossible to be well dressed in cheap shoes.

(1909 – 2003) English fashion designer
Appearance Clothing

Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Appearance Clothing Science/Weather

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation.

(1876 – 1944) American author, humorist & columnist
Appearance Clothing Insults

If it says “one size fits all,” it doesn’t fit anyone.

Clothing Murphy’s Laws

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”


Appearance Body Clothing

Never darken my Dior again!

(1894 – 1989) Canadian actress
Appearance Clothing Situations

There is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt.

Appearance Clothing

If the shoe fits, it's too expensive.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Appearance Clothing Money

The guy that designed girls’ volleyball uniforms definitely never had daughters.

(1970 – ) American actor, producer & stand up comedian
Appearance Clothing Sports

Do you guys think it’s worse to wear a Fedora or kill 15 people?

(1978 – ) American stand-up comedian, actress & writer
Appearance Clothing

Never wear anything that panics the cat.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Animals Appearance Cats Clothing

A lady is one who never shows her underwear unintentionally.


Appearance Clothing

I’ve got ten pairs of training shoes… one for every day of the week.

(1966 – ) English dance-pop singer, actress & former model
Appearance Clothing Misspokements

I’ve got a shirt for every day of the week… it’s blue.

American humorist & public speaker
Appearance Clothing

If women dressed for men, the stores wouldn't sell much – just an occasional sun visor.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Appearance Clothing Men People Shopping Women

I haven’t seen this many white people in tuxedos since the Titanic.

(1970 – ) American actress, comedian, writer & producer
Appearance Clothing TV/Movie Quotes

1. If you like it, they don't have it in your size. 2. If you like it and its in your size, it doesn't fit anyway. 3. If you like it and it fits, you can't afford it. 4. If you like it, it fits, and you can afford it, it falls apart the first time you wash it.

Appearance Clothing Murphy’s Laws Shopping

I’ve never read an article of clothing.

(1973 – ) American comedian
Appearance Clothing Reading/Writing

Hot Pants: Breeches of promise.

Appearance Clothing Definitions

A crown is merely a hat that lets the rain in.

(1712 – 1786) King of Prussia
Appearance Clothing

I think one reason they cal them Relaxed Fit jeans is that Ass the Size of Texas jeans would not sell very well.

Appearance Clothing