Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 2)

It's all right letting yourself go as long as you can let yourself back.

(1943 – ) English rock singer
Activities Appearance Body Fat Self

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

comedian
Appearance Body Fat

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Obesity: A surplus gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat Wordplay

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to make the team.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist
Fat Government Politics

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

Appearance Body Fat

I ain’t afraid to die fat… that’s my pallbearers’ worry.


Appearance Death Fat

She is so fat… when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… she can't even jump to conclusions.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

When you’re a fat kid, you only get to be two things… funny and goalie.

(1980 – ) Canadian writer, comedian & political activist
Appearance Body Children Fat

You always know when he's ready for sex, ’cause naked, he looked like one of them butterball turkeys with the little pop-up timer.

Lisa Lampanelli (1961 – ) American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat People Sex

Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink Insults

My friend was told by her doctor that she was morbidly obese… as if she doesn’t have enough on her plate.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She’s so big, it takes two men and a boy just to look at her.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

I said to my girlfriend, you shouldn’t eat before you swim; she said, ‘why not? ’ I said, ‘you look fat.'

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Fat

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist
Appearance Body Fat People Women

The most dangerous thing about American food?… the portions.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Appearance Body Fat Food/Drink

That's like the Queen Mary losing a deck chair.

(1928 – 2001) American basketball coach
Appearance Body Fat

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Appearance Body Characteristics Fat