Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 2)

If you told her to haul butt, she would have to make two trips.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Elizabeth Taylor is wearing Orson Welles designer jeans.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

There's a new slimming course just out where they remove all your bones; not only do you weigh less, but you also look so much more relaxed.

(1919 – 1985) Scottish comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat

A waist is a terrible thing to mind.

Appearance Body Fat

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying… Caution Wide Load.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Clothing Fat Girlfriends People

As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them; that's not from drinking beer – that's from swallowing pride.

stand-up comedian
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He's so fat, he can be his own running mate.

(1925 – 2005) television host
Appearance Body Fat Insults

You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance Fat

A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot by a fat cop if you run.

(1953 – ) comedian, political commentator and television & radio personality
Appearance Body Fat Government Law

He is so fat… when he ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

I don't know if you've ever lived with a pregnant woman before, but the whole time she's pregnant, she's walking around the house like, 'Oh my God, I gained 45 extra pounds, I sweat when I eat, and I vomit every morning,' and I'm like, 'No kidding…

stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat Situations

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Appearance Body Fat

I tried cocaine to lose weight… it just made me eat faster.

(1953 – ) American comedian & actor
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Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… I had to take a train and two buses just to get on his good side.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Lord, if I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat.

(1936 – 2005) Irish comedian
Appearance Fat

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Smoking cures weight problems… eventually.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer
Activities Body Characteristics Death Fat

She is so fat… her favorite meal is seconds.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Why doesn’t the fattest man in the world become a hockey goalie?


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