Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 2)

I have to work out like a tri-athlete just to maintain chubby.

comedian
Appearance Body Exercise Fat

I don’t want to lose weight; my tongue and my taste buds are the only friends I got.

American stand-up comedian
Appearance Body Fat Friends People Young

Is she fat? … Her favorite food is seconds.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink Insults

I had a girlfriend that was so fat she wore a "Cross Your Thighs" bra.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Clothing Fat Girlfriends People

She is so fat… when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

The meal is not over when I'm full – the meal is over when I hate myself.

Louis Szekely (1967 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & director
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink

You want to have a little fun, go to a fashion show and throw a cookie on stage and watch them.

(1961 – ) American actor & comedian
Appearance Body Eating Fat Food/Drink

He is so fat… his blood type is Ragu.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Some men climb mountains, others date ‘em!

(1944 – ) American actor, director & producer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Appearance Body Fat

Outside every thin woman is a fat man trying to get in.

(1928 – ) British journalist, writer & columnist
Appearance Body Fat Men People Sex Women

He is so fat… when he gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Square meals often make round people.

American entrepreneur & author
Appearance Body Cooking Fat Food/Drink

He is so fat… people jump over him rather than go around.

Appearance Exaggerations Fat

He's so fat his bathtub has stretch marks.

(1941 – ) American basketball executive
Appearance Body Fat Insults

Every time I breathe, they like, ‘Why you breathing so hard?'…So I can live!


Appearance Fat Self

An optimist is a girl who mistakes a bulge for a curve.

(1885 – 1933) columnist & writer
Appearance Body Fat

He is so fat… when he steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please."

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Age Appearance Body Fat

Muscles come and go; flab lasts.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor
Appearance Body Fat