Subject: Appearance » Fat (Page 6)

He is so fat… his high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

You know you’re getting fat when your socks don’t fit.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor
Appearance Fat

My girlfriend was so fat her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor
Appearance Body Fat Girlfriends

Every time I breathe, they like, ‘Why you breathing so hard?'…So I can live!


Appearance Fat Self

You know you're getting fat when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.

comedian
Appearance Body Fat

Does this sign make my butt look fat?

Appearance Body Fat

Do you travel as one person or do you get a party rate of ten?

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer
Appearance Fat TV/Movie Quotes

An ounce of sequins can be worth a pound of home cooking.

(1946 – ) American magazine columnist, author, lecturer & playwright
Appearance Body Clothing Fat

He is so fat… his driver's license says, “picture continued on other side.”

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.

(1906 – 1972) pianist, composer, author, comedian & actor
Appearance Body Characteristics Fat

Elizabeth Taylor has more chins than the Chinese telephone directory.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Fat Insults

As soon as they get married, they all get these big old guts on them; that's not from drinking beer – that's from swallowing pride.

stand-up comedian
Alcohol Body Fat Husbands Marriage Men People

Fat: Energy gone to waist.

Appearance Body Definitions Fat

Does a fat boy like cake.

Appearance Body Expressions Fat

Cockroaches and socialites are the only things that can stay up all night and eat anything.

(1916 – 1997) newspaper journalist
Appearance Body Fat

If you fatten up everyone else around you, then you look thinner.

(1946 – 1994) writer & humorist
Appearance Body Fat

The most dangerous thing about American food?… the portions.

(1950 – ) comedian & television host
Appearance Body Fat Food/Drink

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

He is so fat… he had his own area code.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat.

Body Fat Murphy’s Laws

A big girl once came up to me after a show and said ‘I think you’re fatist.’ I said ‘No. I think you’re fattest.’

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Appearance Fat