Subject: Appearance (Page 32)

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair; but a confident bald man… there's your diamond in the rough.

(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer
Appearance

I'm just a person trapped in a woman's body.

(1952 – ) comedian
Body People Self Women

I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.

(1917 – 2012) comedian & actress
Age Body Old

The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small.

Clothing Government Military Murphy’s Laws

So crosseyed, she could look at her own head.

Appearance Expressions

Women, that butterfly [tattoo] looks great on your breast when you're twenty or thirty, but when you get to seventy, it stretches into a condor.

(1869 – 1945) American actor
Appearance Body

If you’re up against a girl with big boobs, bring her to the net and make her hit backhand volleys. It’s the hardest shot for the well-endowed; like when I used to beat Ann Jones, she could hit under them or over them but never through them.

American professional tennis player
Body Sports

I've only got one wrinkle and I'm sitting on it.

(1875 – 1997) French, 120 year old woman
Age Appearance Body Old

Abdicate: To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

Body Definitions

Accident: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.

Accidents Body Mind Problems

He has turned almost alarmingly blond – he's gone past platinum, he must be plutonium; his hair is coordinated with his teeth.

(1919 – 2001) American film critic
Appearance Insults

She looks like something that would eat its young.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet
Appearance Insults

After all the nice things I’ve said about that hag! … when I get hold of her I’ll tear out every hair of her mustache!

(1903 – 1968) movie actress
Appearance Insults

Figures Show It: Americans Putting On Those Pounds

Appearance Body Headlines

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host
Appearance Beliefs Characteristics

Women’s styles may change, but their designs remain the same.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Appearance Clothing People Women

My general appearance, and especially my face, have always been a source of depression to me.

(1878 – 1931) Irish artist
Appearance People Self

You’re welcome to take a bath; you look like the second week of the garbage strike.

(1927 – 2018) playwright & screenwriter
Appearance

You might be a redneck if… you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

(1958 – ) stand-up comedian & television personality
Appearance Clothing People Rednecks

Calvin Coolidge’s perpetual expression was that of someone smelling something burning on a stove.

Appearance

She is so fat… when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat