Subject: Appearance (Page 4)

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs… I think of them as stray eyebrows.

(1953 – ) American comic, television producer & writer
Appearance

I’m actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

(1942 – ) Scottish comedian, musician & actor
Appearance Body

Gomez: Has anyone ever told you, you have the softest brown eyes?
Morticia: No. Besides, my eyes are blue.
Gomez: No wonder nobody's ever told you!

(1930 – ) American actor
Appearance TV/Movie Quotes

Anatomy: Something that everyone has, but it looks better on a girl.

Appearance Body Definitions

My general appearance, and especially my face, have always been a source of depression to me.

(1878 – 1931) Irish artist
Appearance People Self

1. Beauty is only skin deep, but it’s a superficial world. 2. Beauty’s in the eye of the beholder, yet pin-ups find plenty of room.

Appearance

I don’t consider myself bald… I’m simply taller than my hair.

American actor & comedian
Appearance

You know you’re getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don’t know anyone who can see through it.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Age Clothing Old

I love the idea of there being two sexes, don't you?

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist
Appearance Body Science/Weather

She is so fat… when she was a kid she could only play seek.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

A dress has no purpose unless it makes a man want to take it off.

(1935 – 2004) French playwright, novelist & screenwriter
Appearance Clothing

I like what mechanics wear… overall.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer
Appearance Clothing Communication Language

Beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

I don’t plan to grow old gracefully; I plan to have face-lifts until my ears meet.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Age Appearance Body Old

Ugly as home made sin on a Sunday.

Appearance Ugly

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

(1927 – ) magician & comedy writer
Appearance Clothing Education People

That guy has muscles in places most people don't have places.

American basketball broadcaster
Appearance Basketball Body Sports

He is so fat… in the summer he can sell shade.

Appearance Body Exaggerations Fat

Silicone Treatment: The bust that money can buy.

Appearance Body Definitions

I’ve put on some weight recently; my wife says it’s just puppy fat, but I’ve been eating other things as well.

comedian
Appearance Fat

His ears are so big… he heard the sun come up.

Appearance Body Exaggerations