Subject: Appearance (Page 54)

Alcohol does not make ugly people attractive; it makes it so you could care less that they’re ugly.

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor
Alcohol Appearance Food/Drink

Beauty may be skin deep, but ugly goes clear to the bone.

(1922 – 1991) American comedian
Appearance Ugly

I always say beauty is only sin deep.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Appearance Wordplay

My face has been tucked in more times than a bedsheet at the Holiday Inn.

(1935 – 2014) American comedian, television personality, writer & director
Appearance Body

As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.


Appearance Body Clothing