Subject: Beliefs » Facts (Page 2)

 Statistics always remind me of the fellow who drowned in a river where the average depth was only three feet.

college football coach

The cure to information overload is more information.

(1950 – ) American technologist, commentator, author & editor

The fact that he relies on facts … says things that are not factual… are going to undermine his campaign.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

There are two kinds of statistics; those you look up and those you make up.

(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer

A young man is a theory, an old man is a fact.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

Every scientific truth goes through three states: first, people say it conflicts with the Bible; next, they say it has been discovered before; lastly, they say they always believed it.

(1807 – 1873) paleontologist, glaciologist & geologist

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts.

(1838 – 1918) journalist, historian, academic & novelist

Figures won’t lie, but liars can figure.

(1911 – 1993) columnist & novelist

Nothing is so fallacious as facts, except figures.

Generally the theories we believe we call facts, and the facts we disbelieve we call theories.

(1907 – 1953) American lawyer & scholar

Where facts are few, experts are many.

The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and a seal.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Facts are stubborn things.

(1721 – 1771) Scottish poet & author

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

Second to agriculture, humbug is the biggest industry of our age.

(1833 – 1896) Swedish chemist, engineer, innovator & armaments manufacturer

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Secrets with girls, like loaded guns with boys,

Are never valued till they make a noise.

(1754 – 1832) English poet, surgeon & clergyman

Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.