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1. Anyone can make a decision given enough facts. 2. A good manager can make a decision without enough facts. 3. A perfect manager can operate in perfect ignorance.
Spencer's Laws of Data
Facts
Murphy’s Laws
Decisions
Managers
Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.
Hitchens’ Razor
Beliefs
Facts
Murphy’s Laws
Evidence
Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.
Fairfax's Law
Beliefs
Facts
Murphy’s Laws
Arguments
There are two kinds of statistics; those you look up and those you make up.
Rex Stout
(1886 – 1975) American fiction writer
Beliefs
Facts
Statistics
USA Today has come out with a new survey; apparently, three out of every four people make up 75% of the population.
David Letterman
(1947 – ) comedian & television host
Facts
People
Science/Weather
Survey
Facts are stubborn things.
Ronald Reagan
(1911 – 2004) 40th U.S. president & actor
Beliefs
Facts
The fact that he relies on facts … says things that are not factual… are going to undermine his campaign.
George W. Bush
(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president
Facts
Government
Campaigns
On Al Gore
Any theory can be made to fit any facts by means of appropriate additional assumptions.
Schumpeter's Observation of Scientific and Nonscientific Theories
Facts
Intelligence
Murphy’s Laws
Assumptions
Theories
If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
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Facts
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