Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies (Page 3)

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

He lies so bad he hires somebody to call his dogs.

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, "Have you read…"

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Americans detest all lies except lies spoken in public or printed lies.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation; among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

To the French, lying is simply talking.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist