Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies (Page 4)

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

Actions lie louder than words.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

(1918 - 2002) American author

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

There are more acres of forestland in America today than when Columbus discovered the continent in 1492.

(1951 – ) American conservative radio talk-show host

Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office.

(1955 – ) American sportswriter

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

At first a golfer excuses a dismal performance by claiming bad lies; with experience, he covers up with better ones.