Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Lies (Page 4)

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Telling lies does not work in advertising.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He will even tell a lie when it is not convenient to.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

There are three kinds of lies; lies, damned lies and statistics.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist