Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 2)

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.

(1883 – 1931) Lebanese-American artist, poet & writer

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Truth varies.

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

Following the path of least resistance is what makes men and rivers crooked.

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist