Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Don't piss on my leg and tell me it's rainin'!

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.


It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer