Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?… Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

I can prove anything with statistics except the truth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

Grandmama Addams: Fester, You're not cheating!

Uncle Fester: Sorry.

(1914 – 1984) American actor

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

When I was a little boy, they called me a liar, but now that I am grown up, they call me a writer.

(1902 – 1991) Polish Jewish American author

Actions lie louder than words.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist