Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 3)

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

One could drive a schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact.

(1866 – 1940) academic, businessman & politician

Truth is something you stumble into when you think you’re going somewhere else. 

(1942 – 1995) American musician

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

When you ever hear girls say that "I'm not religious, but I'm spiritual," I like to reply with "I'm not honest, but you're interesting!

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian & television host

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

There's one way to find out if a man is honest – ask him… if he says, “Yes,” you know he is a crook.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The tombstone is about the only thing that can stand upright and lie on its face at the same time.

(1880 – ?) American author

My wife said: ‘I want an explanation and I want the truth.’ I said: ‘Make up your mind.’

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Diplomacy: The patriotic art of lying for one’s country.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

It has always been desirable to tell the truth, but seldom if ever necessary.

(1848 – 1930) British Conservative politician & statesman

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor