Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

He's so crooked he uses a corkscrew for a ruler.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child; just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance.

(1564 – 1616) English dramatist & poet

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Golf… is the infallible test; the man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.