Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

To the French, lying is simply talking.

(1950 – ) writer & humorist

That politician is so crooked he can hide behind a corkscrew.

I can prove anything with statistics except the truth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.

(1897-1962) American writer

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? … Asif.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

It is always the best policy to speak the truth…` unless, of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist