Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 4)

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.


… you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

(1898 – 1979) British military commander

Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on his scorecard.

professional golfer

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

(1948 – ) English novelist

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

(1818 – 1885) humorist