Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 5)

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

I must choose my words carefully in order to avoid any negative interpretation; among politicians, this is a tactic known as lying.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true.

(1925 – 2015) baseball player, coach & manager

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

My way of joking is to tell the truth.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

It’s easier to fool people than to convince them they’ve been fooled.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on his scorecard.

professional golfer

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist