Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 5)

A man who calls bullshit fertilizer.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Liars get caught by the tale.

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

(1874 – 1962) American industrialist, lawyer & diplomat

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

A man is never more truthful than when he acknowledges himself a liar.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.