Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 6)

It is always the best policy to speak the truth…` unless, of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

What you take for lying in an Irishman is only his attempt to put an herbaceous border on stark reality.

(1878 – 1957) Irish poet, author, athlete & politician

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.

Telling lies does not work in advertising.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Honesty is the best policy – when there is money in it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

I will make a bargain with the Republicans; if they will stop telling lies about Democrats, we will stop telling the truth about them

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Truth varies.

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist