Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 6)

Washington couldn't tell a lie, Nixon couldn't tell the truth, and Reagan couldn't tell the difference.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

I try not to break the rules but merely to test their elasticity.

(1914 – 1986) American baseball team owner & promoter

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Actions lie louder than words.

(1966 – ) American magazine editor

Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


No matter how often the lie is shown to be false, there will still remain a percentage of people who believe it true.

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

When a man tells me he’s going to put all his cards on the table, I always look up his sleeve.

(1893 – 1957) British politician

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?… Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist