Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.


Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

Sure men were born to lie, and women, to believe them.

(1685 – 1732) English writer

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

Carlyle said, “A lie cannot live;” it shows he did not know how to tell them.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

White Lie: Aversion of the truth.

Isn't it great to live in a society where the penalty for lying to a congressman can be up to 30 years in jail, but the penalty for a congressman lying to you is another two years in office.

(1955 – ) American sportswriter

What you take for lying in an Irishman is only his attempt to put an herbaceous border on stark reality.

(1878 – 1957) Irish poet, author, athlete & politician

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on his scorecard.

professional golfer