Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

Beneath this smooth stone by the bone of his bone – Sleeps Master John Gill; – By lies when alive this attorney did thrive, – And now that he's dead he lies still.

History is a pack of lies we play on the dead.

(1694 – 1778) French author, humanist & satirist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

Celebrities are invariably celebrity-mad, just as liars always believe liars.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician

Truthful: Dumb and illiterate.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

If at first you don't succeed, lie, lie again.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month before she marries him and what she thinks of him a year afterward, and you will have the truth about him.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

She tells enough white lies to ice a wedding cake.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child; just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


He’s so crooked that when he dies, they’re going to have to screw him into the ground.