Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 7)

Reporter: A writer who guesses his way to the truth and dispels it with a tempest of words.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I Will Respect Your Opinion As Soon As You Stop Making Shit Up!

Everybody lies; but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Believe those who are seeking the truth – doubt those who find it.


Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

There are two types of actors: those who say they want to be famous and those who are liars.

(1958 – ) American film & theater actor

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? … Asif.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

It takes two to lie, Marge. One to lie and one to listen.

cartoon character in The Simpsons (Dan Castellaneta)

I either want less corruption, or more chance to participate in it.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

In modern business it is not the crook who is to be feared most, it is the honest man who doesn't know what he is doing.

(1874 – 1962) American industrialist, lawyer & diplomat

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician