Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 8)

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child; just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five.

(1932 – 2009) author, poet & critic

MSI Owner Denies Lying, Admits Not Telling Truth

… you're so crooked that if you swallowed a nail you'd shit a corkscrew.

(1898 – 1979) British military commander

In order to preserve your self-respect, it is sometimes necessary to lie and cheat.

(1930 – ) American author and billiard player, teacher & commentator

Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

He goes to church on Sunday, steals chickens on Monday.

Truth is a rare and precious commodity; we must be sparing in its use.

(1846 – 1932) British journalist, publisher & politician

The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.

(1921 – 2004) stand-up comedian & actor

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

Nature will tell you a direct lie if she can.

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Liars get caught by the tale.

I have a friend; he keeps trying to convince me he’s a compulsive liar, but I don’t believe him.

(1970 – ) American comedian & television game show host

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Flattery is the sincerest form of lying.