Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 9)

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

The truth may be out there, but the lies are inside your head.

(1948 – ) English novelist

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.


Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Jerry, just remember, it’s not a lie if you believe it.

(1959 – ) American actor, director, writer, singer & comedian

What do you call an honest Iranian businessman? … Asif.

(1965 – ) British-Iranian comedian, actor & writer

Golf is a game in which the ball lies poorly and the players well.

(1912 – 2003) American sports writer

It is important to our friends to believe that we are unreservedly frank with them, and important to friendship that we are not.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

It is always the best policy to speak the truth…` unless, of course you are an exceptionally good liar.

(1859 – 1927) English writer

Fine words! … I wonder where you stole them.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims that he plays the game merely for exercise.

(1916 – 2008) American professional golfer

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator