Subject: Beliefs » Honesty (Page 9)

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Very sorry can't come; lie follows by post.

(1846 – 1919) British Admiral & member of Parliament

Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.

Euphemism is a euphemism for lying.

(Roberta Lee Streeter) (1944 – ) American singer-songwriter

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He will even tell a lie when it is not convenient to.

(1925 – 2012) author, playwright, essayist & screenwriter

Ronald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal; he's always had an agent do that.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

After you've heard two eyewitness accounts of an automobile accident, you begin to worry about history.

(1953 – ) comedian & actor

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Actions lie louder than words.

(1862 – 1942) American author & poet

Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: It wasn't a lie, it was just bullshit.

(1952 – ) Canadian comedian, actor, screenwriter & singer

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

MSI Owner Denies Lying, Admits Not Telling Truth

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist

Telling lies does not work in advertising.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

Morality: An instinctive sense of right and wrong that tells some people how everyone else should behave.

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman