Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

Those who say truth is stranger than fiction have wasted their time on poorly written fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

The difference between reality and unreality is that reality has so little to recommend it.

(1924 – 1973) American comic

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Truth varies.

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Advertising is the art of making whole lies out of half truths.


Truth hurts… maybe not as much as jumping on a bicycle with the seat missing… but it hurts.

(1926 – 2010) Canadian actor

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

Many people would be more truthful were it not for their uncontrollable desire to talk.

(1853 – 1937) journalist, writer & editor