Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.

(1937 – 2008) stand-up comedian, social critic, actor & author

Defame: To lie about another. To tell the truth about another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

An exaggeration is a truth that has lost its temper.

(1883 – 1931) Lebanese-American artist, poet & writer

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.

I keep reading between the lies.

(Aiskowitz) (1899 – 1982) humorist

How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg?… Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

(1809 – 1865) 16th U.S. president

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

There are only two ways of telling the complete truth – anonymously and posthumously.

(1930 – ) economist, social commentator & author

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

My wife said: ‘I want an explanation and I want the truth.’ I said: ‘Make up your mind.’

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Journalists say a thing that they know isn’t true, in the hope that if they keep on saying it long enough it will be true.

1867 – 1931) English novelist