Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth (Page 2)

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

Please don't lie to me, unless you're absolutely sure I'll never find out the truth.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing had happened.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Beware of the half truth… you may have gotten hold of the wrong half.

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in its use.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

A lie can travel halfway around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.

(1667 – 1745) Irish satirist & essayist

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; truth isn’t.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Parents are embarrassed when their children tell lies, and even more embarrassed when they tell the truth.

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

The only statistics you can trust are those you falsified yourself.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

One could drive a schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact.

(1866 – 1940) academic, businessman & politician

Speak the truth, but leave immediately after.