Subject: Beliefs » Honesty » Truth (Page 2)

The pure and simple truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

If beauty is truth, why don’t women go to the library to have their hair done?

(1805 – 1864) English editor, novelist & sporting writer

There are two kinds of truth: there are real truths, and there are made up truths.

(1936 – ) American politician, Mayor of Washington, D.C.

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

Science is Truth. Don't be misled by fact.

My wife said: ‘I want an explanation and I want the truth.’ I said: ‘Make up your mind.’

(1906 – 1998) English-born American comedian

Truth is stranger than fiction; fiction has to make sense.

(1908 – 1997) German-born teacher, academic & humorist

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn’t go away.

(1928 – 1982) American novelist, short story writer & essayist

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

Every truth passes through three stages before it is recognized: in the first, it is ridiculed, in the second it is opposed, in the third it is regarded as self-evident.

(1788 – 1860) German philosopher

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The mightiest of weapons is truth…. and everyone knows you're not permitted to bring a weapon into a government building.


A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Never tell the truth to those unworthy of it.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The truth is more important than the facts.

(1867 – 1959) architect, interior designer, writer & educator

These days, the only time politicians tell the truth is when they call each other a liar.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing… if you can fake that, you’ve got it made.

(1890 – 1977) comedian, actor & television host

Politicians are wedded to the truth, but like many other married couples they sometimes live apart.

(1870 – 1916) British writer

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist