Subject: Beliefs » Opinion

If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.

(1908 – 1990) American statesman, jurist & attorney

If it’s free, it’s advice; if you pay for it, it’s counseling; if you can use either one, it’s a miracle.

(1895 – 1968) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and give it to him.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Few things are more irritating than when someone who is wrong is also very effective in making his point.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

If I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The groundhog is like most other prophets; it delivers its prediction and then disappears.

(1915 – 1977) columnist, writer & actor

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.

(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Good Advice: What a man gives when he gets too old to set a bad example.

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.

(1864 – 1937) American banker, Assistant Secretary of Treasury

The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.”

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

What's right is what's left when everything is wrong.

(1951 – 2014) comedian & actor

Will Rogers used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government; I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.

(1942 – ) American author and teacher

A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Having something to say is overrated.

American writer

The sound of tireless voices is the price we pay for the right to hear the music of our own opinions.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.