Subject: Beliefs » Opinion

I know what they're waiting for…(the press) is waiting for (Michelle Obama) to get pissed one night and throw all The President's (stuff) out on the lawn.

(1964 – ) American writer, stand-up comedian, actress, television host

My Opinions Change With New Information

Hell is easy to define; it would be spending eternity with Evangelicals.

American judge & lawyer

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

The best time to give advice to your children is while they’re still young enough to believe you know what you’re talking about.

I believe in the right to arm bears.

(1927 – 1997) Am. comedian & satirist notable for mock presidential campaign

Absurdity: A statement or belief manifestly inconsistent with one's own opinion.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

You get fifteen Democrats in a room, and you get twenty opinions.

(1940 – ) U.S. senator (Vermont)

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Don’t be discouraged if your children reject your advice; years later they will offer it to their offspring.

It is exactly because a man cannot do a thing that he is the proper judge of it.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

I have opinions of my own – strong opinions – but I don’t always agree with them.

(1924 – 2018) 41st U.S. president

He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

When everyone is against you, it means that you are absolutely wrong – or absolutely right.

(1863 – 1923) French playwright

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Will Rogers used to come out with a newspaper and pretend he was a yokel criticizing the intellectuals who ran the government; I come out with a newspaper and pretend I’m an intellectual making fun of the yokels running the government.

(1927 – ) Canadian-born American comedian & actor

Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric.

(1872 – 1970) British philosopher, mathematician, historian & social critic

He is a man of his most recent word.

(1925 – 2008) American conservative author, commentator & television host