Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 5)

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.

(1864 – 1937) American banker, Assistant Secretary of Treasury

Georgie believed in democracy, and he felt that everybody had a right to an opinion… his.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

He would not blow his nose without moralizing on conditions in the handkerchief industry.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

To avoid criticism, say nothing, do nothing, be nothing.

(1925 – 1990) Canadian hockey player, coach & general manager

Idealism increases in direct proportion to one's distance from the problem.

(1867 – 1933) English writer

No matter what side of an argument you're on, you always find some people on your side that wish you were on the other side.

(1901 –-1987) Russian-American violinist

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Free advice is worth the price.

businessman

When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and give it to him.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

The world is full of apathy, but I don't care.

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

Someone certainly has a high opinion of their opinion.

(1959 – ) American actor

My Opinions Change With New Information

Hell is easy to define; it would be spending eternity with Evangelicals.

American judge & lawyer

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road; they get run over.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

Finally, a guy who says what people who aren’t thinking are thinking.

(1962 – ) American political satirist, writer, television host & comedian

I'm a great lover… I bet.

(1956 – ) American comedian

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

Making a speech on economics is a lot like pissing down your leg; it seems hot to you, but it never does to anyone else.

(1908 – 1973) 36th U.S. president

What can I say about Milton Berle that he already hasn't said himself?

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer