Subject: Beliefs » Opinion (Page 6)

Don't pay any attention to the critics; don't even ignore them.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge’s chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.

(1905 –1984) American playwright

You’ll always find some Eskimo ready to instruct the Congolese on how to cope with heat waves.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

The worst waste of breath, next to playing a saxophone, is advising a son.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist

America is a country of inventors, and the greatest of inventors are the newspaper men.

(1847 – 1922) Scottish scientist, inventor, engineer & innovator

The world is moving so fast these days that the man who says it can't be done is generally interrupted by someone doing it.

(1878 – 1969) clergyman

We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road; they get run over.

(1897 – 1960) Welsh labor leader & politician

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

I’ll not listen to reason… reason always means what someone else has got to say.

(1810 – 1865) English writer

The rule is perfect: in all matters of opinion our adversaries are insane.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

At the Academy Award Dinners all the actors and actresses in Hollywood gather around to see what someone else thinks about their acting besides their press agents.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

He couldn't ad-lib a fart after a baked-bean dinner.

(1925 – 2005) television host

Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.

(1908 – 1980) businessman, humorist

Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

Good taste is the worst vice ever invented.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing him what he meant.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter

There are many who dare not kill themselves for fear of what the neighbors will say.

(1903 – 1974) English intellectual, literary critic & writer

I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men in charge of snake control in Ireland.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet