Subject: Beliefs (Page 30)

White Supremacists: The most convincing argument against the theory of white racial superiority.

Beliefs Definitions Intelligence People

If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.

(1920 – ) Hungarian writer
Beliefs God

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

As you grow older, you stand for more and fall for less.

Accidents Age Beliefs Old

Legend: A lie that has attained the dignity of age.

Beliefs Definitions Honesty Lies

I would not want Jimmy Carter and his men in charge of snake control in Ireland.

(1916 – 2005) American politician & poet
Beliefs Insults Opinion

I pledge allegiance to the Christian flag, and to the Savior, for whose Kingdom it stands, one Savior, crucified, risen, and coming again, with life and liberty for all who believe.

(1947 – ) U.S. vice president & politician
Beliefs Misspokements Religion

Patriotism is the conviction that your country is superior to all others because you were born in it.

(1856 – 1950) Irish playwright & socialist
Beliefs Self

Church: Man’s effort to keep a roof over God’s head.

Beliefs Definitions God

It is hard to believe that a man is telling the truth when you know that you would lie if you were in his place.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist
Characteristics Lies People Truth

Jesus was a Jew, yes, but only on his mother’s side.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion

Nothing makes a fish bigger than almost being caught.

Activities Honesty Lies

I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

(1876 – 1933) screenwriter
Beliefs Education Religion

Facts without theory are trivia. Theory without facts is bullshit.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Truth is something you stumble into when you think you’re going somewhere else. 

(1942 – 1995) American musician
Beliefs Honesty

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics Honesty Truth

Public opinion is the worst of all opinions.

(1741 – 1794) French writer
Beliefs Opinion

For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Proverbs

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
God Life TV/Movie Quotes

Statistics are no substitute for common sense.

Beliefs Facts

Tact: To lie about others as you would have them lie about you.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
Beliefs Honesty Lies