Subject: Beliefs (Page 31)

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet
Activities Characteristics Games Honesty

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
Beliefs God Situations

Any facts which, when included in the argument, give the desired result, are fair facts for the argument.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

The only way a reporter should look at a politician is down.

Government Murphy’s Laws Opinion Politicians

Praise does wonders for our sense of hearing.

(1905 –1998) American author
Beliefs Communication Opinion

He doesn’t have much of a reputation or so I’ve heard.

Beliefs Opinion

Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.

(1935 – ) screenwriter, author, director & producer
Beliefs Intelligence

Droughts are because God didn’t pay his water bill.


God

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Beliefs Music Religion

Never believe anything until it has been officially denied.

(1904 – 1981) British journalist
Beliefs

Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about.

Beliefs

God is silent; now if only man would shut up.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs God People

If we are all God’s children, what’s so special about Jesus?

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor
Beliefs Religion

Lutherans OK Pact With Episcopalians

Headlines Religion

If there's one thing I know it's God does love a good joke.

blogger (Standing Room Only)
Beliefs Emotions God

How can I believe in God when only last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian
Beliefs Body God Things

My mom’s Jewish and my dad’s Irish Catholic alcoholic, so I whine on the inside.

stand-up comedian, actor, writer & producer
Alcohol Beliefs

Whenever you accept our views we shall be in full agreement with you.

(1915 – 1981) Israeli military leader & politician
Beliefs Opinion

Trust everybody – but cut the cards.

(1867 – 1936) author & humorist
Characteristics Honesty

An easily understood, workable falsehood is more useful than a complex, incomprehensible truth.

Characteristics Honesty Intelligence Lies Murphy’s Laws Truth

For every proverb that so confidently asserts its little bit of wisdom, there is usually an equal and opposite proverb that contradicts it.

Beliefs Murphy’s Laws Proverbs