Subject: Beliefs (Page 37)

I have derived continued benefit from criticism at all periods of my life and I do not remember any time when I was ever short of it.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator
Beliefs

How many people died from the Kama Sutra, as opposed to the Bible?

(1940 – 1993) composer, guitarist, record producer & film director
Beliefs Death

I’m opposed to millionaires, but it would be dangerous to offer me the position.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Beliefs Money Opinion Wealth

And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on Me; and let there be lawyers so people don't blame everything on Satan.’

Canadian comedian & author
Beliefs God Lawyers

Fishing is a delusion entirely surrounded by liars in old clothes.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author
Activities Beliefs Characteristics Clothing Lies Sports

God always has another custard pie up His sleeve.

(1943 – 2010) English actress
Beliefs God Situations

Archbishop: An ecclesiastical dignitary one point holier than a bishop.

Definitions Religion

I always advise people never to give advice.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Beliefs Opinion

A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton of explanation.

(1870 – 1916) British writer
Beliefs Facts

1. Any great truth can – and eventually will – be expressed as a cliche.

2. Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.

Communication Facts Intelligence Murphy’s Laws

If you are going to tell people the truth, be funny or they will kill you.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Communication Honesty Killing Truth

Some object to the fan dancer, others to the fan.

Murphy’s Laws Opinion

I can prove anything with statistics except the truth.

(1770 – 1827) British statesman, politician & prime minister
Beliefs Honesty Truth

Anything asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence.

Beliefs Facts Murphy’s Laws

Infidel: In New York, one who does not believe in the Christian religion; in Constantinople, one who does.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Isn’t it funny how everyone in favor of abortion has already been born.

(1956 – ) English actor
Beliefs

Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high-powered rifle and scope.

(1947 – ) author, humorist & satirist
Beliefs Communication Opinion

God will pardon me… it is His trade.

(1797 – 1856) German critic & poet
Beliefs God

Honor thy parents. That’s one of the Lord’s Top 10 Commandments. That’s right around covetin’ your neighbor’s cattles and wives and there.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Misspokements Religion TV/Movie Quotes

He’s crooked as a barrel full of fish hooks.

Characteristics Expressions Honesty Insults

An alibi is a reason with a bad reputation.

(1926 – ) newspaper columnist
Characteristics Honesty