Subject: Beliefs (Page 42)

The more you complain, the longer God makes you live.

Characteristics God Life

I don’t believe in sceptics.

British writer, actor, comic & television & radio presenter
Beliefs People

We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story.

(1965 – 2010) American stand-up comedian & television personality
Beliefs Religion

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats, then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

(1894 – 1956) American radio comedian
Beliefs Sex

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.

Beliefs Money People

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian – or Christ, for short.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)
Beliefs Religion TV/Movie Quotes

Basically, the Catholic religion is 'If it feels good – stop.’

American actor & comedian
Beliefs Religion

Atheist: A man who has no invisible means of support.

(1875 – 1940) Scottish novelist, historian & Governor General of Canada
Beliefs Definitions Religion

Always behave as if nothing had happened, no matter what has happened.

1867 – 1931) English novelist
Beliefs Situations