Subject: Beliefs (Page 6)

Advice: the smallest current coin.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Communication Definitions Language Opinion

The world is round; it has no point.

writer, humorist, columnist & speaker
Beliefs Places World

A bare assertion is not necessarily the naked truth.

(1802 – 1870) American writer & editor
Characteristics Honesty Truth

The thing about crazy people; they don’t know they are crazy, that’s what make them crazy.Crazy people

(1977 – ) Australian comedian
Beliefs Intelligence

I hate myself, but being Jewish has nothing to do with it.

(1947 – ) American comedian, writer, actor & television producer
Beliefs Religion Self

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

Education Religion School

A New Year's resolution is something that goes in one Year and out the other.

Beliefs Communication Language

If you want to get rid of somebody, just tell him something for his own good.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist
Beliefs Opinion

There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.

Beliefs Proverbs

Bigotry is being certain of something you know nothing about.

Beliefs

I was an altar boy as a kid… and the answer is no.

(1978 – ) American comedian & writer
Beliefs

The one prediction that never comes true is, “You’ll thank me for telling you this.”

(1938 – ) journalist, columnist (Miss Manners)
Beliefs Opinion

God is usually on the side of the big squadrons against the small.

(1618 – 1693) French memoirist
Conflict God War

Science: An orderly arrangement of what, at the moment, seems to be the facts.

Beliefs Definitions Facts Science/Weather

The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return; it's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.

(1917 – ) English physicist & science fiction author
Characteristics Honesty Money

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine
Characteristics Truth

A cynic is a person searching for an honest man, with a stolen lantern.


Beliefs Characteristics Honesty People

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer
Characteristics Honesty Truth Work

Never mess up an apology with an excuse.

Beliefs Proverbs

There are more fish taken out of a stream than ever were in it.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator
Activities Beliefs Honesty Lies

People have the persona that all Texans wear cowboy hats.

Beliefs Malaprops Opinion