Subject: Book Titles

Book Titles:

Actual titles of publlished books

Not All Tarts Are Apple

Where Willy Went (The BIG story of a little sperm)

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian, television host, actress, & author

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver

Unicorns Are Jerks

Impeccable Birdfeeding: How to Discourage Scuffling, Hull-dropping, Seed-throwing, Unmentionable Nuisances and Vulgar Chatter at Your Birdfeeder

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

Collectable Spoons of the 3rd Reich

The New Radiation Recipe Book

Southern by the Grace of God

I Could Pee on This: And Other Poems by Cats

Corpses Say the Darndest Things

Scouts In Bondage

Make Your Own Sex Toys (A Practical Guide to a Better Love Life)

Everything I Know About Women I Learned From My Tractor

Rush Limbaugh Is a Big Fat Idiot and Other Observations

(1951 – ) U.S. senator (Minnesota), political commentator, comedian & writer

The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Reasons Mommy Drinks

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety

Old Tractors And the Men Who Love Them