Subject: Book Titles (Page 12)

Some Day You’ll Thank Me for This

The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

We’re Just Like You, Only Prettier: Confessions of a Tarnished Southern Belle

A Parent’s Guide to Preventing Homosexuality

Microwave for One

Cheer the F*ck Up

Jewish Chess Masters on Stamps

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages

And To My Nephew Albert I Leave The Island What I Won Off Fatty Hagan In A Poker Game …

All My Friends Are Dead

My First Cavity Search

K is for Knifeball: An Alphabet of Terrible Advice

A Practical Guide to Racism

Cruel Shoes

(1945 – ) comedian, actor, writer, playwright & musician

I Feel Bad About My Neck: And Other Thoughts on Being a Woman

(1941 – 2012) American novelist, producer, screenwriter & director

Toddlers Are A**holes: It’s Not Your Fault

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Moms Who Drink and Swear

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites