Subject: Book Titles (Page 15)

You’re Sharp Enough To Be Your Own Surgeon

Shut up Asshole

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal

Me Talk Pretty One Day

(1956 – ) American humorist, comedian & author

50 Ways to Eat a Beaver

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Everything I Want to Do Is Illegal

The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

How To Succeed in Business Without a Penis

Exorcism: How to Clear at a Distance a Spirit Possessed Person

Being Dead Is No Excuse: The Official Southern Ladies’ Guide to Hosting the Perfect Funeral

Tattooed Mountain Women and Spoonboxes of Daghestan

Crocheting Adventures With Hyperbolic Planes

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What’s What

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian, television host, actress, & author

How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?

Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious

How To Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

Crafting with Cat Hair