Subject: Book Titles (Page 15)

Sh*tty Mom: The Parenting Guide for the Rest of Us

Belle Weather: Mostly Sunny with a Chance of Scattered Hissy Fits

Everybody Poops 410 Pounds a Year

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

The Gay Dolphin Adventure

Questions for Terrible People

I Took a Lickin' and Kept on Tickin' (And Now I Believe in Miracles)

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low

Sue Ellen’s Girl Ain’t Fat, She Just Weighs Heavy

How To Avoid Huge Ships (Second Edition)

Fifty Shades of Chicken

Chili Dawgs Always Bark at Night


I Heart My Little A-Holes

Boogers Are My Beat

(1947 – ) American columnist & humorist

How to be a Drug Dealer

Hardening and Tempering Engineers’ Tools

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages

Wal-Mart Atlas

Pooh Gets Stuck

Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

You Have to F*****g Eat