Subject: Book Titles (Page 2)

Summer With the Leprechauns (A True Story)

The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

Bi-Curious George: An Unauthorized Parody

I Am America (And So Can You!)

You Have to F*****g Eat

Toilet Paper Origami

I Hate Everything

Some Day You’ll Thank Me for This

How To Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

How You Can Bowl Better Using Self-Hypnosis

Dancing with Cats

The Resistance of Piles to Penetration

How to Preserve Animal and Other Specimens in Clear Plastic

A Fistful of Fig Newtons

Blood Electric

Don't Sit Under the Grits Tree with Anyone Else But Me

Sex and Drugs and Sausage Rolls

Sun-beams may be extracted from cucumbers, but the process is tedious

The Man Who Mistook His Wife for a Hat and Other Clinical Tales

So You Want to Be A Drag Queen