Subject: Book Titles (Page 2)

Are You There, Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea

(1975 – ) American stand-up comedian, television host, actress, & author

You Are Old: Sobering Affirmations for Your Rapidly Disappearing Life

Shut up Asshole

I Still Miss My Man But My Aim Is Getting Better

Everyone Poops

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth

Down Home Gynecology

You Have to F*****g Eat

More Great Pantyhose Crafts

The Sex Lives of Cannibals: Adrift in the Equatorial Pacific

F U, Penguin: Telling Cute Animals What’s What

The Sh!t No One Tells You: A Guide to Surviving Your Baby’s First Year

Elvis Is Dead and I Don’t Feel So Good Myself


Alone In the Woods With Scoutmaster Mike

Calm the F*ck Down

The Gas We Pass: The Story of Farts

Porn for New Moms

The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

Hitler: Neither Vegetarian Nor Animal Lover

Fat Ladies in Spaaaaace

The Apocalypse Coloring & Activity Book