Subject: Book Titles (Page 3)

Unicorns Are Jerks

Italian Without Words

Nostradamus Ate My Hamster

Dancing with Cats

I Hate Everything

Caffeine Killed My Family: Best Free Cure since Jesus Christ Himself

A Confederacy of Dunces

The Baby Owner’s Manual: Operating Instructions, Trouble-Shooting Tips, and Advice on First-Year Maintenance

Does a Wild Bear Chip in the Woods?


Unlocking Your Bowels for Better Health

101 Places to Get F*cked Up Before You Die

What To Do When the Russians Come: A Survivor’s Guide

If God Loves Me, Why Can’t I Get My Locker Open?

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack

How to Preserve Animal and Other Specimens in Clear Plastic

The Dairy Farmers Trophy

Reasons Mommy Drinks

The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Pie Society

Thud!

(1948 – ) English novelist

I Am America (And So Can You!)