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Golden Years My Ass: Adventures in Geriatric Indignity
Roger Welsch
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How To Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
Adam Quan
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In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash
Jean Shepherd
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People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead
Gary Leon Hill
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How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites
Carol Mulanax
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The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag
Robert Rankin
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He Died With A Felafel In His Hand
John Birmingham
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Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop
Reginald Bakeley
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How To Cook Husbands
Elizabeth Strong Worthington
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A Southern Belle Primer: Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma
Maryln Schwartz
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F**k It: The Ultimate Spiritual Way
John C. Parkin
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Calm the F*ck Down
Sasha O’Hara
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How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You
Matthew Inman
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Lewis Grizzard
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Theo Nicole Lorenz
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What To Do When the Russians Come: A Survivor’s Guide
Jon Manchip White
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Robert Conquest
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Helping the Retarded To Know God
Hans R. Hahn
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Werner H. Raasch
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The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend
David Rosenthal & Saryn Chorney
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I Am America (And So Can You!)
Stephen Colbert
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The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody
Will Cuppy
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How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf
Molly Harper
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