Subject: Book Titles (Page 9)

Golden Years My Ass: Adventures in Geriatric Indignity

How To Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men

In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash

People Who Don’t Know They’re Dead

How to Make a Towel Monkey and other Cruise Ship Favorites

The Dance Of The Voodoo Handbag

He Died With A Felafel In His Hand

Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop

How To Cook Husbands

A Southern Belle Primer: Why Princess Margaret Will Never Be a Kappa Kappa Gamma

F**k It: The Ultimate Spiritual Way

Calm the F*ck Down

How to Tell if Your Cat is Plotting to Kill You

If Love Were Oil, I'd Be About A Quart Low

Dinosaurs with Jobs

What To Do When the Russians Come: A Survivor’s Guide

Helping the Retarded To Know God

The Penis Name Book: A Guide to Naming Man’s Best Friend

I Am America (And So Can You!)

The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody

How to Flirt with a Naked Werewolf