Subject: Characteristics (Page 10)

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

In any group of eagles, you will find some turkeys.

Telling lies does not work in advertising.

(1909 – 1966) Polish poet, writer & aphorist

He has committed every crime that does not require courage.

(1804 – 1881) British prime minister, politician & author

[Charm] is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Heaven goes by favor; for if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

He turned out to be so many different characters he could have populated all of War and Peace and still had a few people left over.

(1920 – ) author, editor, journalist, playwright & television producer

To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress

I would rather be an opportunist and float than go to the bottom with my principles round my neck.

(1867 – 1947) British politician

If an ass goes a-traveling, he'll not come home a horse.

I’m not being condescending, I’m too busy thinking about far more important things you wouldn’t understand.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

The best way to keep one's word is not to give it.

(1769 – 1821) French general & politician

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

The Japanese have perfected good manners and made them indistinguishable from rudeness.

(1941 – ) novelist

The world makes you into a bitch, no matter how quietly you go, so you may as well go kicking and screaming.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

Rumor: A favorite weapon of the assassins of character.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Stress is your body's way of saying you haven't worked enough unpaid overtime.

(1957 – ) cartoonist (Dilbert)

Shirley Temple had charisma as a child… but it cleared up as an adult.

(1930 – 1978) American comedian