Subject: Characteristics (Page 12)

The English think incompetence is the same thing as sincerity.

(1908 – 1999) English writer

Nervous as a cat in a room full of rockers

He’s gettin’ above his raisin.'

I'm as pure as the driven slush.

(1903 – 1968) movie actress

Consistence requires you to be as ignorant today as you were a year ago.

1865 – 1959) American art historian

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

Pain: An uncomfortable frame of mind that may have a physical basis in something that is being done to the body, or may be purely mental, caused by the good fortune of another.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Honesty is a good thing, but it is not profitable to its possessor unless it is kept under control.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits.

(1890 – 1975) American baseball manager

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

To be natural is such a very difficult pose to keep up.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

A bleeding heart can be hell on the carpeting.

David Gerrold (1944 – ) science fiction author

Our ego is our silent partner – too often with a controlling interest.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

Badness comes in waves.

Liars get caught by the tale.

If I were married to her, I’d be sure to have dinner ready when she got home.

(1920 – ) American economist, statesman & businessman

Slander: To lie, or tell the truth about someone.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

You can’t learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be sacrificed to expediency.

I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.

(1869 – 1948) Indian leader of independence movement

Honesty pays, but it doesn't seem to pay enough to suit some people.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist