Subject: Characteristics (Page 13)

I have a lot of growing up to do; I realized that the other day inside my fort.

(1969 – ) comedian & actor

I’m not good and tired, just tired.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people: the good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.

(1935 – ) movie actor, director & comedian

I'm not really the type to wander off and sit down and go through deep wrestling with my soul.

(1946 – ) 43rd U.S. president

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

The higher the building the lower the morals.

(1899 – 1973) English playwright, actor, composer, director & songwriter

Sex appeal is 50% what you've got and 50% what people think you've got.

(1934 – ) Italian actress

Virtue is its own punishment.

If you are flattering a woman, it pays to be a little more subtle; you don’t have to bother with men, they believe any compliment automatically.

(1939 – ) English playwright

You take the lies out of him, and he'll shrink to the size of your hat; you take the malice out of him, and he'll disappear.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I think, in most cases, the difference between depression and disappointment is your level of commitment.

(1963 – ) American stand-up comedian

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

(1897 – 1976) American novelist, short story & sports writer

A little bad taste is like a nice dash of paprika.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

He is a modest little man who has a good deal to be modest about.

(1874 – 1965) British prime minister, politician, statesman & orator

Self-respect: the secure feeling that no one, as yet, is suspicious.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Abnormal is so common, it's practically normal.

(1971 – ) Canadian blogger, journalist & science fiction author

All your friends are gonna be green with envious.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

There is one sure way of telling when politicians aren't telling the truth — their lips move.

(1946 – ) English actress