Subject: Characteristics (Page 18)

When we got into office, the thing that surprised me most was to find that things were just as bad as we'd been saying they were.

(1917 – 1963) 35th U.S. president

I’m too lazy to work and too scared to steal.

professional baseball player

Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you.

A conservative is a man who does not think that anything should be done for the first time.

(1864 – 1937) American banker, Assistant Secretary of Treasury

One day of practice is like one day of clean living; it doesn’t do you any good.

(1922 – 2002) American college basketball coach

The search for someone to blame is always successful.

businessman

A pessimist is a man who looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.

(1919 – 1990) educator & writer

Admiration: Our polite recognition of another's resemblance to ourselves.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty… but I am too busy thinking about myself.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

He who slings mud generally loses ground.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.

(1795 – 1881) Scottish philosopher, writer, historian & teacher

The cure for boredom is curiosity; there is no cure for curiosity.

(1893 – 1967) writer, humorist & poet

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

I never give the public hell; I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

1. No matter what they're telling you, they're not telling you the whole truth. 2. No matter what they're talking about, they're talking about money.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

If you treat people right they will treat you right… ninety percent of the time.

(1882 – 1945) 32nd U.S. president

Adam did not want the apple for the apple's sake; he wanted it because it was forbidden.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

In order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.