Subject: Characteristics (Page 21)

I think women who think size doesn't matter are shallow.

Canadian stand-up comedian, actor & writer

Our strength is often composed of the weakness that we're damned if we are going to show.

(1913 – 1983) journalist & author

He is a shifty-eyed goddamn liar…. he's one of the few in the history of this country to run for high office talking out of both sides of his mouth at the same time and lying out of both sides.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

Official dignity tends to increase in inverse ratio to the importance of the country in which the office is held.

(1894 – 1963) English writer

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

There is a good deal to be said for blushing, if one can do it at the proper moment.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Every word she writes is a lie, including "and" and "the."

(1912 – 1989) author, critic & political activist

A loafer always has the correct time.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

He’d steal flies from a blind spider.

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise.

(1689 – 1762) English aristocrat & writer

The trouble with being punctual is that there's nobody there to appreciate it.

(1908 – 1993) American composer, lyricist & writer

Acting is all about honesty and if you can fake that, you've got it made.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Nothing risqué, nothing gained.

(1887 – 1943) theater critic & commentator

I have often wished I had time to cultivate modesty… but I am too busy thinking about myself.

(1887 – 1964) English biographer, critic, novelist & poet

I (don’t) want anything ostentatious, no matter what it costs.

(1925 – 2007) humorist & columnist

[Charm] is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

Blessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.

American clergyman

Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely.

Reputation is character minus what you’ve been caught doing.

American comedian, writer, consultant & author

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol