Subject: Characteristics (Page 21)

A witness shall not bear falsies against thy neighbor.

television character, All In the Family (Carroll O’Connor)

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.

(1913 – 1973) American animator & cartoonist (Pogo)

Jealousy: The tribute mediocrity pays to genius.

You only lie to two people in your life: your girlfriend and the police.

(1937 – ) American actor

I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

Mother Teresa with better legs.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Now the only thing I miss about sex is the cigarette afterward.

(1936 – ) novelist, essayist & columnist

I'm compulsive, but I'm also very indecisive; I don't know what I want, but I know that I want it now.

(1971 – ) Irish comedian, actor & writer

Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Modesty in an actor is as fake as passion in a call girl.

(1916 – 1987) television actor & comedian

Eddie had so much energy he made coffee beans jumpy.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Early morning cheerfulness can be extremely obnoxious.

(1908 – 1976) publisher & author

Anyone can tell the truth, but only very few of us can make epigrams.

(1874 – 1965) English dramatist & novelist

I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?

comedian

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance.

Plan to be spontaneous… tomorrow.

It's [a movie script] about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

First of all you've got to have talent, and then you've got to marry her like I did.

(1896 – 1996) comedian, actor & entertainer

Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all.

(1920 – 2001) American writer & humorist

I never give the public hell; I just tell the truth and they think it is hell.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president