Subject: Characteristics (Page 4)

Flattery is telling people exactly what they think of themselves.

A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

If one tells the truth, one is sure, sooner or later, to be found out.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

He would kill his own mother just so that he could use her skin to make a drum to beat his own praises.

(1864 –1945) Anglo-Scottish socialite, author & wit

I want to make a revolving door that says “Pull” on it, just see how obedient people are.

(1973 – ) American comedian

Wickedness is always easier than virtue; for it takes the short cut to everything.

(1709 – 1784) English author, essayist, critic, editor & lexicographer

Duty is what one expects from others, it is not what one does oneself.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

The man who can smile when things go wrong has thought of someone he can blame it on.

One should always play fairly when one has the winning cards.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I’m willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

One thing that's good about procrastination is that you always have something planned for tomorrow.

(1890 – 1973) English writer & critic

I know how to do anything — I’m a mom.

(1952 – ) comedian, actress & writer

If you go to any book store and look at any book on marriage, you'll see at least one photo of me about to put an ice tray with only one ice cube left in it back into the refrigerator.

(1955 – ) American actor, stand-up comedian & impressionist

My pessimism extends to the point of even suspecting the sincerity of the pessimists.

(1894 – 1977) French biologist & philosopher

Aren’t I lucky, to have survived so much bad luck.

(1933 – ) English author & cartoonist

The trouble with ignorance is that it picks up confidence as it goes along.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

(1911 – 1989) television actress

Every man has his follies – and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

The man’s desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

Life is strange; every so often a good man wins.

(1902 – 1963) Danish actor