Subject: Characteristics (Page 40)

The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist

Heaven goes by favor; for if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

I feel very humble; but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor

Mother Teresa with better legs.

(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer

Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

Compromise makes a good umbrella but a poor roof; it is a temporary expedient.

(1819 – 1891) editor

To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.

(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer

[Charm] is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question

(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist

The secret of charm is bullshit.

(1914 – 1958) American actor

A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.

(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist

I’m completely uninhabited.

(1905 – 1974) radio comedian

Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.

(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman

The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.

(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist

If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.

(1907 – 1989) American writer

Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.

(1874 – 1963) American poet

Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.

(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist

I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?

(1955 – ) cartoonist (Calvin and Hobbes)

A thick skin is a gift from God.

(1876 – 1967) German statesman