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The secret of creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
Albert Einstein
(1879 – 1955) German-born physicist
Characteristics
Intelligence
Creativity
Heaven goes by favor; for if it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Animals
Beliefs
Characteristics
Dogs
Favor
Heaven
Merit
I feel very humble; but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.
Bob Hope
(1903 – 2003) English-born American comedian & actor
Characteristics
Humble
On receiving a Congressional Gold Medal from President Kennedy
Mother Teresa with better legs.
Billy Wilder
(1906 – 2002) Austrian journalist, filmmaker, screenwriter & producer
Characteristics
People
Good
On actress Marlene Dietrich
Fanaticism consists in redoubling your effort when you have forgotten your aim.
George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Characteristics
Intelligence
Fanaticism
Idealogy
Compromise makes a good umbrella but a poor roof; it is a temporary expedient.
James Russel Lowell
(1819 – 1891) editor
Characteristics
Compromise
To be positive: To be mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce
(1842 – 1914) author & satirist
Characteristics
Communication
Definitions
Speech
Positive
I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Characteristics
Honesty
Lies
Inaccuracy
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity; that's how rich I want to be.
Rita Rudner
(1953 – ) comedian, dancer & writer
Characteristics
Money
Wealth
[Charm] is a way of getting the answer yes without having asked any clear question
Albert Camus
(1913 – 1960) French-Algerian author, philosopher & journalist
Characteristics
Charm
The secret of charm is bullshit.
Tyrone Power Jr.
(1914 – 1958) American actor
Characteristics
Charm
A melancholy-looking man, he had the appearance of someone who had searched for the leak in life’s gas pipe with a lighted candle.
P.G. Wodehouse
(1881 – 1975) English writer & humorist
Characteristics
Death
I’m completely
uninhabited.
Jane Sherwood Ace
(1905 – 1974) radio comedian
Characteristics
Malaprops
Uninhibited
Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.
Charles de Gaulle
(1890 – 1970) French president, general & statesman
Characteristics
Government
Honesty
Politicians
Truth
The advantage of doing one's praising to oneself is that one can lay it on so thick and exactly in the right places.
Samuel Butler
(1835 – 1902) English composer, author & satirist
Characteristics
Humility
If you live long enough, the venerability factor creeps in; first, you get accused of things you never did, and later, credited for virtues you never had.
I.F. Stone
(1907 – 1989) American writer
Age
Characteristics
Old
Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper.
Robert Frost
(1874 – 1963) American poet
Characteristics
Education
Learning
Nothing so needs reforming as other people's habits.
Mark Twain
Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist
Characteristics
People
Habits
Reform
Skepticism, like chastity, should not be relinquished too readily.
George Santayana
(1863 – 1952) Spanish American philosopher, essayist, poet & novelist
Characteristics
Skepticism
I know the world isn’t fair, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favor?
Bill Watterson
(1955 – ) cartoonist
(Calvin and Hobbes)
Characteristics
Life
World
Fairness
A thick skin is a gift from God.
Konrad Adenauer
(1876 – 1967) German statesman
Characteristics
God
Thick skin
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