Subject: Characteristics (Page 5)

Resolute: Obstinate in a course that we approve.

(1842 – 1914) author & satirist

Laziness: The habit of resting before you get tired.

A gentleman is one who never hurts anyone’s feelings unintentionally.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Style, is like a frog:  you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in process.

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Virtue has its own reward, but no box office.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I couldn’t be a responsible enough parent if my kid was born with a new suit and a full-time job.

(1967 – ) American stand-up comedian & actor

My father always used to say, "What doesn't kill you, makes you stronger," – 'til the accident.

(1972 – ) Anglo-Irish comedian, writer & actor

Conscience is a mother-in-law whose visit never ends.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Anyone who says the truth shall set you free has never been to traffic court.

fictional mascot and cover boy of Mad, an American humor magazine

Even snakes are afraid of snakes.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Women who seek to be equal to men lack ambition.

It only takes a room of Americans for the English and Australians to realize how much we have in common.

(1957 – ) English actor, writer, journalist, comedian & film director

He wants to be the bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral, and the baby at every Christening.

(1884 – 1980) author & wit

I like restraint, if it doesn't go too far.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.

(1880 – 1946) comedian, actor, juggler & writer

In 1969 I published a small book on Humility; it was a pioneering work which has not, to my knowledge, been superseded.


An idealist is a person who helps other people to be prosperous.

(1863 – 1947) automobile industrialist

If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.

(1941 – ) novelist

I want everyone to tell me the truth, even if it costs him his job.

(1879 – 1974) film producer

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

(1894 – 1961) author, cartoonist & humorist