Subject: Characteristics (Page 6)

Be good and you will be lonely.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

He who slings mud generally loses ground.

(1900 – 1965) diplomat & Democratic politician

Tis more blessed to give than to receive; for example, wedding presents.

(1880 – 1956) journalist, essayist, editor & satirist

Style, is like a frog:  you can dissect the thing, but it somehow dies in process.

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Only a mediocre person is always at his best.

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

(1868 – 1930) cartoonist, humorist & journalist

He's [Frank Sinatra] the kind of guy that when he dies, he's going up to heaven and give God a bad time for making him bald.

(1924 – 2004) American actor

He was born silly and had a relapse.

(1886 – 1969) American journalist & humorist

Our ego is our silent partner – too often with a controlling interest.

(1923 – ) American quote & quip writer

That which we call sin in others is experimentation for us.

(1803 – 1882) essayist, poet, & philosopher

I’m told he’s [a] decent sort when you get to know him, but no one ever has, so his decency is sort of secret.

(1937 – ) British playwright & screenwriter

A woman will lie about anything, just to stay in practice.

(1888 – 1959) detective novelist & screenwriter

Hope is the feeling you have that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

(1922 – 2003) author & playwright

Never trust a husband too far or a bachelor too near.

(1876 – 1950) journalist & humorist

I used to be indecisive… but I'm not sure.

No vice is so bad as advice.

(1868 – 1934) Canadian-American actress

A hypocrite is a person who – but who isn't?

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to do a thing.

(1941 – ) novelist

He has all the characteristics of a dog except loyalty.

(1793 – 1863) American politician, statesman & soldier

You could start an argument in an empty house.

Somewhere between the Angels and the French lies the rest of humanity.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist