Subject: Characteristics (Page 6)

Don’t say yes until I finish talking.

(1902 – 1979) American film studio executive & producer

When you don't know what you are doing, do it neatly.

The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy.

(1905 – 1982) American mystery writer (co-author of Ellery Queen stories

It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those we intend to commit.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

Is it weird in here, or is it just me?

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

Always be sincere… even if you don’t mean it.

(1884 – 1972) 33rd U.S. president

One good thing about punctuality is that it’s a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy.

(1917 – 1995) Canadian-American chemist & author

A pessimist is one who, when he has a choice of two evils, chooses both.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

I'm a passive-aggressive; that's what this counselor labeled me, which really ticked me off, but I couldn't do a thing about it – not right then, but I made plans.

American comedian

As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand.

(1818 – 1885) humorist

I never exaggerate; you can ask Tipper or any one of our 11 daughters.

(1948 – ) U.S. vice president & politician, author & environmentalist

Honey, tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic.

(1958 – ) American actress & singer

Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

(1955 – ) comedian, actor & writer

No vice is so bad as advice.

(1868 – 1934) Canadian-American actress

Diplomacy: Lying in state.

(1863 – 1935) British-born American writer, artist & illustrator

I like a man who's good, but not too good; for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.

(1893 – 1980) actress, playwright, screenwriter & sex symbol

To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler – and less trouble.

Samuel Clemens (1835 – 1910) author & humorist

Don't lie, steal, or cheat unnecessarily.

Some persons are likable in spite of their unswerving integrity.

(1878 – 1937) humorist, journalist & author

The truth is rarely pure and never simple.

(1854 – 1900) Irish dramatist, novelist & poet

Prejudiced people are all alike.