Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

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The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The closing song: Take My Life

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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"

Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.

Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"

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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours

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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing Now Thank We All Our God.

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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

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Pastor says, ” Today’s sermon title is “The Seven Steps to Sex.”

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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.

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A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.

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Children will be led in sinning and Bible study.

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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

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