Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.

Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”

Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles

Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004

Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.

Next Friday we will be serving hot gods for lunch.25. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour

What if Doing the Hokey Pokey Is What It’s All About?

Please come… you will be gald you did.

Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.