Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.

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Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!

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Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.

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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.

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The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!

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Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.

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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.

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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.

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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.

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The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.

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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.

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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."

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