Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.

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Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday:  Sign Up Now.  The Best Team Wins!

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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.

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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.

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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.

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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.

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Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.

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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"

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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

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There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.

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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.

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A worm welcome to all who have come today.

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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.

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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."

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There will be no Moms who care this week.

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Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.

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Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

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There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.

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