Subject: Church Bulletins

Church Bulletins:

Unintentionally humorous announcements, passages, blurbs or headlines that have appeared in various church bulletins or printed publications.

Jon's dad formerly preached in Opelika and Mobile, but is now working.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.

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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.

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There will be no Moms who care this week.

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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.

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Child care provided with reservations.

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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.

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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”

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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.

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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

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School starts Monday August 22.  Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.

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The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.

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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.

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John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.

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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.

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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."

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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.

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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

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