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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 10)
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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The closing song: Take My Life
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Over the massive front doors of a church, these words were inscribed: "The Gates of Heaven." Below that was a small cardboard sign which read: "Please use other entrance."
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Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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