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Church Bulletins
(Page 10)
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Church Bulletins
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Church Bulletins
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Church Bulletins
School starts Monday August 22. Please watch for excited children as you’re driving.
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Church Bulletins
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Church Bulletins
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Church Bulletins
The Minister is going on holiday next Saturday; could all Missionary Boxes be handed into The Manse by Friday evening at the latest.
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Church Bulletins
Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Church Bulletins
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Church Bulletins
Twenty-two members were present at the church meeting held at the home of Mrs. Marsha Crutchfield last evening. Mrs. Crutchfield and Mrs. Rankin sang a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
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Church Bulletins
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Church Bulletins
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
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Church Bulletins
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Church Bulletins
Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
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Church Bulletins
Father is on vacation. Massages can be given to church secretary.
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Church Bulletins
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
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