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Church Bulletins
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
John Smith, ordained as a deamon, will pastor two churches in Fannin County.
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Church Bulletins
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Church Bulletins
The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Church Bulletins
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Church Bulletins
The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.
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Church Bulletins
The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Church Bulletins
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Church Bulletins
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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Church Bulletins
A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Church Bulletins
The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Church Bulletins
Baby shower
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Church Bulletins
Stewardship Offertory: “Jesus Paid It All.”
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
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