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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 10)
There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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The Pastor is a member of the Lions Club and co-chair of the county fair board this year. He urges everyone to attend and support this important community fundraising event and join him in working to have a successful affair.
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Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
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The ushers will come forward and take our ties and offerings.
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The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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[Thine]
Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Games were enjoyed by the Young Marrieds Class at the home of John and Jane Doe.
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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There will be no HOPE at Trinity this week.
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Helping Other People Emotionally
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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