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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Church Bulletins
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Church Bulletins
Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Church Bulletins
Death
Passed away
If you want to be a superhero for God, you could wear a costume, or even nothing at all.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church Bulletins
Janet Smith has volunteered to strip and refinish the communion table in the sanctuary.
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Church Bulletins
… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
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Church Bulletins
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Church Bulletins
8 new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Church Bulletins
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Church Bulletins
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