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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church Bulletins
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Church Bulletins
The Spring Council Retreat will be hell May 10 and 11.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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Church Bulletins
The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Church Bulletins
Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Church Bulletins
Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
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Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Church Bulletins
The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies wanting to find more happiness in your life see the pastor for details on joining the group.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Church Bulletins
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