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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Honeymooners are now having bile studies each Tuesday evening at 7:30 p.m.
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Church Bulletins
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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Church Bulletins
Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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