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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
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Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th.
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The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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The lovers in the exhaust fan are not working.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
Tues Orgy 7 pm All Ages
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