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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Tonight, Pastor will preach on "Diving Healing."
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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The preacher will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, "Break Forth With Joy.”
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In a show of near anonymity, the convention approved full communion with the Anglican Church of Canada.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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We are always happy to have you sue our facility.
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Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Church Bulletins
Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."
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The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Church Bulletins
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