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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Internet Pornography Sessions Begin Wednesday.
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Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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A worm welcome to all who have come today.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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The third verse of Blessed Assurance will be sung without musical accomplishment.
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
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Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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The youth group will be having their 13th annual Bowel-A-Thon.
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During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
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There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
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Remember the annual spring cleaning of the Singles Ministry Building this Saturday. We need lots of singles to volunteer for the work crew. We have a long list of items to be cleaned. The widows need extra attention.
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