Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 11)

Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.

The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.

Hymn of Response:  Crown Him With Many Cows

The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.

Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.

Ushers will eat latecomers.

God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!

There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.

… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!

The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.

The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.

The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.

When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.

Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.