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Church Bulletins
(Page 11)
Today's Sermon: How Much Can a Man Drink? with hymns from a full choir.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Applications are now being accepted for 2 year-old nursery workers.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Ushers will eat latecomers.
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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There was a break-in at the Open Door Baptist Church last week. Burglars entered through a rear window.
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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.
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Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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