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Church Bulletins
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This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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After the service the bishop will leave and we shall sing
Now Thank We All Our God.
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If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
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The Rev. Dr. John Doe, our featured speaker for the breakfast, also blessed and blessed and blessed and blessed the meal.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Hymn of Response: Crown Him With Many Cows
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