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Church Bulletins
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A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I am Thin, O Lord.
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Church Bulletins
[Thine]
Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
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Church Bulletins
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Church Bulletins
Join us next week for the dedication of our new expanded facility. The new sanctuary has seating for 1,000 compared to 999 for our old building.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
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Church Bulletins
Let us pray for those who are sick of this church.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."
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Church Bulletins
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
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Church Bulletins
Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.
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Church Bulletins
The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Church Bulletins
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Church Bulletins
The church is glad to have with us today as our guest minister the Rev. Green who has Mrs Green with him. After the service we request that all remain in the sanctuary for the Hanging of the Greens.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
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Church Bulletins
Wednesday, the Ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing “Put Me In My Little Bed” accompanied by the pastor.
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Church Bulletins
When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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