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Church Bulletins
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Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
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Church Bulletins
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
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Church Bulletins
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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We pray that our people will jumble themselves.
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Our sympathy is extended to Samuel Austin, whose mother pasted away.
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Death
Passed away
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt.
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Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
A new loudspeaker system has been installed in the church. It was given by one of our members in honor of his wife.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
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Singing
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office.
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Donations
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