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Church Bulletins
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The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.
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Church Bulletins
A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Church Bulletins
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
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Church Bulletins
Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”
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Church Bulletins
Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours
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Church Bulletins
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Church Bulletins
Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Church Bulletins
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
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Church Bulletins
Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.
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Church Bulletins
Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.
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Church Bulletins
Child care provided with reservations.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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