Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 3)

The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.

Don't miss this Saturday's exhibit by Christian Martian Arts.

A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!

Ushers will eat latecomers.

Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

Don’t give up – Moses was once a basket case.

Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.

The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.

The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: "I Upped My Pledge – Up Yours

Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.

Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It is a great chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.

Don't forget that elections for Head Deacon and Dead Deaconess will be held at next month's business meeting.

Thursday at 5:00 PM there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers Club. All ladies wishing to be "Little Mothers" will meet with the Pastor in his study.

Marta Troutman will teach you how to put pizzas in your floral arrangements.

Child care provided with reservations.

Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.

Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.