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Church Bulletins
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Join us tonight for prayers, coffee and fresh beagles
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Church Bulletins
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
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Church Bulletins
Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
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Church Bulletins
We are grateful for the help of those who cleaned up the grounds around the church building and the rector.
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Church Bulletins
The Johnson family will attend the funeral of Susie's former husband, who died in Flint, Michigan tomorrow.
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Church Bulletins
Funerals
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Church Bulletins
This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church; children will be baptized at both ends.
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Church Bulletins
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Church Bulletins
The scholarship committee is accepting applications for church members attending a Baptist affiliated college this fall. Applications and guidelines are available in the vestibule. The Appalachians should be submitted by July 1st.
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Church Bulletins
Bless the Lord, O my soul, and forget all His benefits.
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Church Bulletins
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Church Bulletins
The audience is asked to remain seated until the end of the recession.
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Church Bulletins
Church seeking preacher: Starts August 6. Send resume by June 1. Include wife, transcripts, and references.
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Church Bulletins
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
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Church Bulletins
Missing — A purple lady's bicycle from the church parking lot.
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Church Bulletins
The preacher for Sunday next can be found hanging on the notice board in the porch.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.
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Church Bulletins
After a study of the book of Philemon we will resume our study of the New Testament.
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
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