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Church Bulletins
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This evening's service will be a Sinspiration.
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Church Bulletins
Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Church Bulletins
Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.
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Church Bulletins
There is a sign-up sheet for anyone wishing to be baptized on the table in the foyer.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Church Bulletins
Area Promise Keepers are having a pancake breakfast for the Community Cooperative Ministry shelter for abused and battered women. They've been touching women for Christ for ten years.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no Moms who care this week.
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A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
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Church Bulletins
A men’s choir is starting in two weeks. If you are a man and you like to sin in the shower, consider joining in with other men!
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Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
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Church Bulletins
Our senior pastor is leaving let’s celebrate our independence!
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Church Bulletins
If you are going to be hospitalized for an operation, contact the pastor. Special prayer also for those who are seriously sick by request.
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Church Bulletins
Glory to God in the highest, and on earth, peach to men.
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Church Bulletins
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Church Bulletins
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
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Church Bulletins
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
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Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Church Bulletins
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Church Bulletins
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
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