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Church Bulletins
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The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
The closing song: Take My Life
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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
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Please drop off diapers, size 3, at the Saint Raphael's parish office during regular office hours for Sister Jane.
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Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
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Hymn: I Need Three Every Hour
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[Thee]
Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.
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Continue to pray for Rita Slone, a blind member of our missionary team who got a new kidney from her father she hasn’t seen in years.
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The church office will be closed until opening. It will remain closed after opening. It will reopen Monday.
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Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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You're invited to join us as Tommy and Angela renew their vowels next Saturday.
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Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on "It's a Terrible Experience."
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Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 PM. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
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Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th.
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Alcohol
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Drugs
Party
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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The agenda was adopted… the minutes were approved… the financial secretary gave a grief report.
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Wanted: Part-time, a Christian nanny to take care of our two-year-old who does not smoke or drink.
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