Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 4)

Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.

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Ushers will eat latecomers.

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Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 P.M. – Prayer and medication to follow.

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We will have a special holiday bingo and dinner on Monday evening. You will be given two bingo packs, which cover all games played, and your choice of children or roast beef for dinner.

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Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.

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What if Doing the Hokey Pokey Is What It’s All About?

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In case of rain the community prayer vigil will be moved to the Christian Strife Center at Pennington Street Baptist Church.

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Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.

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The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

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This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

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To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.

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The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

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When parking on the north side of the church, please remember to park on an angel.

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Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.

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The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

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… she is very upset, as her mother has breasts.

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Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.

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It's Drug Awareness Week: Get involved in drugs before your children do.

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Hymn Blooper: "All people that on earth do swell.”

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The third verse of “Blessed Assurance” will be sung without musical accomplishment.

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Rev. Hammond was congratulated on being able to get his parish plastered.

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