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Church Bulletins
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Hymn 43: "Great God, what do I see here?"
Preacher: The Rev. Horace Blodgett.
Hymn 47: "Hark! An awful voice is sounding"
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Blooper: "Let everything that hath breasts praise the Lord!"
Church Bulletins
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
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Church Bulletins
The senior pastor will be away for two weeks. The staff members during his absence you will find pinned to the church notice board.
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Church Bulletins
Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Church Bulletins
A cookbook is being compiled by the ladies of the church. Please submit your favorite recipe, along with a brief antidote.
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Church Bulletins
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
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Church Bulletins
Dr. Doe was the featured speaker for the Seniors Group. He noted that you can often avoid those usual winter colds if you avoid fatigue, loss of sleep and over-creating.
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Church Bulletins
Tuesday at 4:00 PM there will be an ice cream social; all ladies giving milk, will please come early.
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Church Bulletins
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
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Church Bulletins
The maintenance of the church graveyard is becoming increasingly costly. It would be a great help if parishioners would do their best to tend their own graves.
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Church Bulletins
Sermon Outline: I. Delineate your fear II. Disown your fear III. Displace your rear
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
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Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
The church had a going-away party for the pastor. The congregation was anxious to give him a little momentum.
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Church Bulletins
“I am the resurrection and the life. Whoever believes in me, even though he diets, yet shall be live.”
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Church Bulletins
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday. Please use the back door.
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Church Bulletins
We are currently running short on mice pies for the church trip, and would be very pleased if you brought us some.
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Church Bulletins
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
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Church Bulletins
The concert held in Fellowship Hall was a great success. Special thanks are due to the minister's daughter, who labored the whole evening at the piano, which as usual fell upon her.
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Church Bulletins
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