Quotes and One Liners
humorous one-liners, quotations, jokes, Murphy's Laws & more
Home
About
Categories
Activities
Age
Animals
Appearance
Beliefs
Characteristics
Communication
Conflict
Death
Education
Emotions
Entertainment
Family
Food/Drink
Government
Health
Intelligence
Life
Marriage
Miscellaneous
Money
People
Places
Problems
Relationships
Science/Weather
Sex
Situations
Sports
Success
Things
Time
Work
Additional Categories
Book Titles
Confucius say
Definitions
Epitaphs
Exaggerations
Expressions
Hollywood Squares
Insults
Last Words
Murphy's Laws
Place Names
Proverbs
Reviews/Criticism
Song Titles
Tom Swifties
TV/Movie Quotes
Oops...
Bushisms
Church Bulletins
Classified Ads
Colemanballs
Headlines
Malaprops
Misspokements
Signs
Translations
Yogi-isms
Some Popular Authors
Abraham Lincoln
Alfred E. Neuman
Ambrose Bierce
Benjamin Franklin
Dave Barry
Demetri Martin
Dorothy Parker
Emo Phillips
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
H.L. Mencken
Homer Simpson
Jeff Foxworthy
Jimmy Carr
Joan Rivers
Mae West
Mark Twain
Mitch Hedberg
Oscar Wilde
Phyllis Diller
Richard Lewis
Rita Rudner
Rodney Dangerfield
Steven Wright
Stewart Francis
W.C. Fields
Will Rogers
Woody Allen
View All Authors
Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 4)
The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
My joke is easy and my burden is light.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
[yoke]
The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Singing
Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
Church Bulletin
,
Translation
Church Bulletins
A toilet paper brand
There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Science/Weather
Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Page 4 of 12
« First
« Previous
2
3
4
5
6
Next »
Last »