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Church Bulletins
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Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
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Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Thank you dead friends.
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[dear friends]
Annual Church Stripper Tournament Next Sunday: Sign Up Now. The Best Team Wins!
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Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
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Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
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Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Newsletters are not being sent to absentees because of their weight.
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The Women’s Missionary Union will meet the first yesterday in January.
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Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story
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God Is Good! Dr. Hargreaves is better!
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We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.
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Congratulations to Tim and Ronda on the birth of their daughter October 12 thru 17.
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Congregational Singing Wednesday Evening July 14, 20004
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Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
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Women's Luncheon: Each member bring a sandwich. Polly Phillips will give the medication.
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The sermon this morning: Women In the Church. The closing song: Rise Up, O Men of God
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Child care provided with reservations.
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My joke is easy and my burden is light.
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[yoke]
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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