Subject: Church Bulletins (Page 4)

The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.

Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.

Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.

Women on Missions (WOMS) will meet Thursday at noon. Childhood will be provided in the nursery.

The sermon this morning: Gossip… the Speaking of Evil. The closing song: I Love To Tell the Story

The sermon this morning: Contemporary Issues #3 … Euthanasia

The outreach committee has enlisted 25 visitors to make calls on people who are not afflicted with any church.

Members of the Senior’s Breakfast Club stretched and strained Thursday morning as John Doe, local physical therapist, demonstrated several exercises during the club meeting. There will be no meeting next week.

There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.

The Rev. Adams spoke briefly, much to the delight of his audience.

Lent is that period for preparing for Holy Weed and Easter.

My joke is easy and my burden is light.

The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.

We will vote on six new deacons next Sunday. The following ordained men have agreed to serve if elated.

Sin, choirs of angels, sin in exultation.

Bilingual Chicken Dinner this Sunday at noon.

Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.

There will be a procession next Sunday afternoon in the grounds of the monastery; but if it rains in the afternoon, the procession will take place in the morning.

Mark your calendars not to attend the church retreat.

Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.