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Subject:
Church Bulletins
(Page 4)
Help blow up and decorate the church with balloons on Easter morning. Meet at 7:30 am to help. Won’t take long!
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Volunteers are needed to spit up food for distribution following the Restaurant Supply Show at the Expo Center.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
What if Doing the Hokey Pokey
Is
What It’s All About?
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
On behalf of Barbara Rutledge and her family, our sincere thanks to all those sending cards and flowers and contributing to the death of her husband.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The "Spiritually Spontaneous" rally will begin at 4:15.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Church Bulletins
The choir will meet at the Larsen home for fun and sinning.
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Church Bulletins
A song fest was hell at the Methodist Church Wednesday.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Church Bulletins
There will be no Moms who care this week.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
A group called Moms Who Care had their meeting cancelled one week
The choir invites any member of the congregation who enjoys sinning to join the choir.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The Pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
The closing song: Take My Life
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Church Bulletins
Let us join David and Lisa in the celebration of their wedding and bring their happiness to a conclusion.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Harewood Christian Discussion Group: We shall be meeting on Wednesday, 11th April, when the subject will be "Heaven: How do we get there?" Transport is available at 7:55 PM from the bus stop opposite the Harewood Arms.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Please welcome Pastor Don, a caring individual who loves hurting people.
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Church Bulletins
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
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