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Church Bulletins
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The Lord commanded Peter to Feed my sleep.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Glory of God to all and peas to his people on earth.
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Church Bulletins
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
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Church Bulletins
Due to weather conditions, there will not be any “Women Worth Watching” this week.
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Church Bulletins
There will be a meeting for those who like to cook and comfort those who mourn.
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Church Bulletins
You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
Burial charges are to go up at the cemetery. Increased cost of living is to blame.
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Church Bulletins
If you need to heave during the Postlude, please do so quietly.
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Church Bulletins
Hymn: I Love Thee My Ford.
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Church Bulletins
Diana and Don request your presents at their wedding.
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Church Bulletins
BASEBALL TICKETS – Everyone is invited to a tea honoring our graduating senior girls.
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Church Bulletins
The visiting monster today is Rev. Jack Bains.
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Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Church Bulletins
Because the class on time management went overtime, we will move children's praise to the gym this morning.
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Church Bulletins
The pastor has a 2001 Mustnag for sale.
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Church Bulletins
Child care provided with reservations.
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Church Bulletins
Mr Brookes will be in the church foyer at the end of today's service. Transport can be provided if required.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Bulletin of a church with a rather elderly congregation
Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
Church Bulletin
Church Bulletins
Mary Ruth Shaunessy is doing well following a procedure which was performed to help relieve abdominal pain at Baylor.
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Church Bulletins
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Church Bulletins
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