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Church Bulletins
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You’re invited to join the Sunset Club, our church seniors group. Activities include community singing, dancing, dramatic efforts, and table games. The group is composed solely of participanting members.
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Church Bulletins
The Women’s League reported that Mrs. Springston, a grandmother of five, made a hole in one last week. Good Shooting!
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Church Bulletins
Sunday we’ll have a special day to honor our youngsters for their schoolarship.
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Church Bulletins
A toilet paper brand
During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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Church Bulletins
Bring one dozen coolies wrapped for Christmas.
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Church Bulletins
The lady at the Bible Study was tearful and crying constantly. She also appeared to be depressed.
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Church Bulletins
Baptist Men's Fellowship Group Helps Dog Bite Victim.
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Church Bulletins
The ladies of the church are collecting items for Newborns in Need: fabric and supplies for knitting, crocheting, quilting, and sewing; finished goods; new and gently used clothing and blankets in good condition. Please place your baby in the bassinet located in the hallway.
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Church Bulletins
Due to the Rector's illness, Wednesday's healing services will be discontinued until further notice.
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Church Bulletins
Allison Perozzo is recovering from having her wisdom taken out last week.
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Church Bulletins
Palm Sunday: Our regular service will be gin at 11:00 a.m.
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Church Bulletins
To make Martha's delicious cookies you start with one cup of male syrup.
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Church Bulletins
Nov. 11: An evening of boweling at Lincoln Country Club.
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Church Bulletins
Please be in prayer for Jim and Judy, their baby daughter was born 9 months premature.
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Church Bulletins
Pastor Young and his wife have had and several horse guests this week.
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Church Bulletins
The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
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Church Bulletins
If you would like to make a donation, fill out a form, enclose a check, and drip in the collection basket.
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Church Bulletins
The music for today's service was all composed by George Friedrich Handel in celebration of the 300th anniversary of his birth.
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Church Bulletins
Evening massage – 6 pm.
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Church Bulletins
The Sunday Night Men's Glee Club will meet on Saturday at the park, unless it rains; in that case they will meet at their regular Tuesday evening time.
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Church Bulletins
Ushers will eat latecomers.
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Church Bulletins
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